want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
me when i cum
Me after amnesia tomorrow.
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines
we all have a favorite eyebrow
"Sweetie, would you say grace, please?"